One More Reason Why SUV’s Suck
Well, I thought it was clever post about the flag burning and all. Shows what I know.
No comments. No comments on my other projects either. Maybe I’ll make myself feel better by assuming that something is wrong with haloscan. Yea, that’s the ticket.
Am I having a bad day? Yes I am, thanks for asking.
I met my wife for coffee at my favorite coffee house during my lunch break. That was nice. When I went to leave, I saw that a large SUV had forced itself into this small parking lot. Effective trapping me. I’m not that easily deterred. If I back this way, and wiggle that way. No wait I’m getting to close. Back up. Cut the wheel this way. Cut it that way. My car will not get away from the SUV! There is not enough room to maneuver. If I can just push forward a little. Then I’ll have some room to back up. Oh No! The bumper is pushing into my car. Backing up is making worse. Going forward is making it worse.
I finally got out. With some nice dents in my car and less paint than I started with. ‘If I could only get my hands on the owner of that SUV,’ you might imagine me saying. Well, it belongs to a friend of my wife. Nice. Perfect. I was just thinking the other day, I have too much money. I should sink some money into this car that I don’t even like.
I’m not sure if it possible to articulate how frustrated I am about that. And between you and me, the worst part is; that is mostly my fault. I mean that SUV had no business squeezing in there. But it was me who did the driving, me who got myself wedged in. At times like this, I’d really like to have some one else to blame. Anyone else.
At least I’ve got a three day weekend coming up. A little fun in the sun will do me good.














